How to make a romantic proposal.

Every now and then some random "friends of boys" entertain us with tales of love and romance. Today was such day. Some lucky lady is about the be the fiancee of one of the many Neanderthals who drinks beer and plays corn hole next door. After the discussion of where the ring was purchased (BG for the record -- it was a family tradition) the topic turned to the proposal. The ring bearer's pal suggested that he should do something really romantic to propose. To be honest, I was impressed. It didn't last long. The most romantic thing he can come up with it taking her to a Mud Hens game. Why is this romantic you ask? Because you get your picture on the jumbo-tron. Lucky lady, however, does not like the Mud Hens -- only Ohio State. The only other suggestion he had was to take her to Stello's in Perrysburg. I can only assume he meant Stella's, but close enough.