During the winter Boy 2 moved out. I think it was on good terms because it was quiet and he was here the other day to pick up his golf clubs. Boy 1 has a new look -- rock starrish. Longer hair and a fuzz face. He also got a new car and today we were able to watch him attempt to figure out the third row seats. It didn't happen. After three adults worked at it for over thirty minutes, no third row seats were found.
Milo's parents came home in a big ass white truck. The beach ball has turned into a baby and the dog is nowhere to be found. Yeah...called that one. There was a load of what looked like plywood which he banged on in the back yard for about five minutes, then proceeded to mow the lawn. Who does that in April? Is there lawn to mow? I think he was avoiding his wife because he mowed the same lawn three times. When he went back in the house she took the beach ball baby and left. I figure in a year he won't live there anymore.
The dogs went all out ape shit because a very brave (or stupid) squirrel decided to plop himself in the burning bush and stare right at them. Fun times! Mia has decided the porch is good. She sat out here most of the day watching the people go by and barking at the birds.
Pugs are populating the neighborhood. I saw five today -- all fawns. Paxton loves other pugs and barked incessantly at them.
Also populating the neighborhood -- mullets! Several wiskey-tango, mullet-porting men were seen today. The hands-down winner was the 350 lb man on the small red Kawasaki. He had the shaved side of head mullet which danced in the wind as he cruised down the street. Man I love this town.
