Everyone has a #@$^% boyfriend!

It seems the single life is not agreeing with boy 1. He just isn't getting enough, and what he is getting is taking up way too much of his valuable. For instance, today he had to chat up eight different girls and at 9 PM he is sitting with his married guy friend on the porch with a beer and his cell phone (which ain't ringing). From what I have gathered, the point of starting with 8 lucky ladies is so that you can ascertain which one is most likely to go to bed with you later in the evening. However, when you have a job and friends, this takes up a substantial amount of time and energy. I mean really, who wants to be chatting up girls when you could be getting drunk with the guys?

Now, when he was in a relationship he had to beat them off with a stick (or so he says). Amy (who has slept with both boy 2 and 3) texted him all the time with good offerers. Now she has a boyfriend. Everyone, it seems, has a man.