You have to pay extra for that...

I miss one night on the porch and I regret it! Eric was going it alone while I was out with home ladies from work. In the middle of my second vodka cranberry, I receive a text from him with an update. In broad daylight in full view of the whole neighborhood, a nice young lady walked up to the neighbor's door in a white, lace negligee. When boy 1 answered the door, said young lady lifted the her top, exposed herself and gained entry. When I arrived home she was leaving, fully clothed in jeans and t-shirt. I have never seen her before, nor was she driving the car often parked in front of the house for overnights. I am guessing you have to pay extra for service like that.