I'll call the POLICE!!

It was a pleasant day. Sun shining, kids playing, a gentle breeze...all you could ask for in a Saturday. And then it became an episode of Parking Wars. One gentleman was very upset at the location the other had parked his car. It escalated quickly into a shouting match about how one neighbor had ruined the other's lawn, the legality of where you can park on a city street and who was more of an asshole. Then the bigger neighbor yelled, "We'll call the PO-lice and sees who's property you on!" Everyone seemed to disperse but sure enough, the TPD showed up shortly after. Unfortunately, the police kept them in check and we couldn't hear a thing. No one was killed so I guess it was a good day.